things my babies said this week

I only know one religion. 

English.

and

F: I saw a planet table on that house.

me: Really? A planet table? What's that?

F: You know, that thing you told me about on some houses.

me: Oh! You mean a satellite dish.

F: That's right - a satellite dish.

As I leave the room after bedtime...

I, from the bottom bunk: Come down and lay in my bed, Finnian. That would be pretty awesome.

Mamamamamamamama. (After two Dadada babies, I finally get a mama first. :)